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Oh yeah, so he doesn't know glee, he's never heard of it at all, so I got to explain glee and the characters and the plot and the everything and then I got to say "and that's what you missed on glee" and
#is it a red flag to have never heard of the worst TV show ever made in the history of TV#more like he's thinking red flags when the girl he's dating starts babbling about some random TV show called glee#Red flags include talking about glee and not letting him pay his share for the office present to Elliott and#huge red flag when she sees you fall over trying to catch a monster energy footy and she doesn't run over to help you up#There were too many people in the way!!!!!!#I'm too shy and scared and oh my god i regret it so much#i don't think he knows that i saw him fall#don't tell him Tumblr#please don't tell him#that monster energy thing was so dangerous though#they'd throw the mini footies and if you are in the vicinity of where the ball is going then the crowd will descend on you#he's tall so he was really trying to get one#he said he got his fingertips on a few#tall people are weird#some people were just sticking up a hand and catching the ball in one mitt#losers
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the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh
#lucanis is being SO cringe with that line right out there in public and I would die for him. it's just such a weird thing to say#tbf if anyone in the world is used to the insane things lucanis says and would go 'yes yes lucanis waxing poetic about coffee#in ways normal people reserve for trying to get in someone's pants (the roast won't fuck you lucanis)#we've all heard it' like it's all normal I suppose it would be illario. and also he's too busy with the 'shit fuck shit he's not dead#he's not dead of the family members 'supposed' to be dead we're at two definite failures out of two and woe me if the twain should meet#if that IS a demon in there it sure talks exactly in the same bizarre way only my cousin does#does that mean anything what the fuck do I do who do I kill about this' internal monologue I guess#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#I mean he does very much say that to a non-romancing rook too which only makes it all the more delightfully odd#is it a very lucaniscore way of testing the waters. is it just how he always talks about coffee. many plausible approaches here#no one forced him to bring up kisses and 'you should try it' out of the blue like that is all I'm saying. he could have acted normal#(theoretically)#i feel there are reasons to read some stuff into it lol#lucanis when rye says he prefers tea: it's so over cautious overture I don't quite understand myself yet gently rebuffed#lucanis when rye takes him up on the 'so what should a first kiss be' theme: oh we're so back!!!! wait. what. what do I do now#what is this#it's kind of really sweet that rook answers with their own playfully florid beverage based barely hidden metaphor at the end too#matching freaks and having fun with it#as far as lucanis is concerned rye's only true flaws are 1) prefers tea to coffee (oh well. no one can be perfect. cross-cultural love#can conquer all even in this) and 2) weird taste in interior design (did we really HAVE to bring your 15 foot tall corpse statues#with us home rook. I can understand a tasteful skull here and there but this seems excessive. well if it makes you happy I guess)
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Draw your characters
#draw your characters#silly#goofy#wholesome#idiots#short and tall#parent and child#goofballs#draw your goofballs#weird#funny#2 people#baby#draw your ocs#pose reference#draw the ocs#tag your ocs#imagine your ocs#draw your characters like this#draw your oc meme#draw your character
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#tumblr polls#polls#Sorry if the wording is weird. I thought ''be considered X where I live'' would make the most sense since 'tallness' or etc. is sort of#subjective to the people around you or your specific culture/area/etc. And if I just said ''I'm tall'' or ''I'm short'' then#the response might be 'well how do I define whether I'm tall or not?'' or etc. But then most people could probably look#at the people around them in daily life they interact with and compare based on that to get a more literal idea or something#..ANYWAY.. lol.. as usual just thought of some random thing and was like.. hrmm... i wonder what the most common#feeling about that would be.#personally I'm not even short but I just want to be really really tall... like... 7 feet tall or something. In a fantasy world type of way#of course. so like a super tall elf creature. More realistically I suppose you get health problems past a certain point#so maybe I'd be happy with 6'2“ or so.#Absolutely no hate towards people with this preference but I've always had trouble understanding the idea of wanting to be shorter#so you're Small And Cute or this and that. or whatever the base reason is. I suppose I would understand it from a surivval prespective#maybe you want to be able to hide in your environment easier and blend into a crowd. I personally would like people to be inspired to run#away from me when they see me though gjhbj#In an average grocery store or something just a normal day but then some 8 foot tall wizard man walks in and so everyone#kind of backs away slowly = yaaay I get the aisle all to myself and can shop for my produce in peace.#(except for the fact that there's a subsection of people who would intepret it as spectacle and would run towards instead of away#and pull out their dumbass phones to film Weird Thing Happening. in which case. spell of 'phone melts into molten plastic in your hands#stop filming strangers in public without their consent' be cast upon ye. )
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omg guys you have to stop woobifying xie lian he is a MARTIAL GOD who has very masculine motifs like flowers and pearl earrings. don't call the guy wearing a woman's wedding dress "wife" ://
#i feel like “don't woobify characters” is oftentimes “i don't remember canon”#because I once saw someone say#''it's so weird when people draw lan wangji tall and stoic#and make wei wuxian a short sunshine boy''#like....... that's their canon dynamic bro#tgcf#xie lian
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Seeing some posts today about the two different Jennifer actresses that appear in the BttF films (Claudia Wells and Elizabeth Shue) which means it's time to infodump about the secret, third Jennifer, because everything about this story is still wild to me.
Apparently Claudia Wells was genuinely the first choice for Jennifer in the original movie, but at the time they started filming she was doing a pilot for a TV series. So the first Jennifer they filmed any scenes with was actually a totally different actress, Melora Hardin. Who would have gone on to be the Jennifer in the films if it weren't for the fact that when they recast Marty, there were people on the crew who made a fuss about Michael J. Fox being. Significantly shorter than Eric Stoltz (5'4" versus 5'11" or so), and who argued that Hardin's Jennifer was "too tall" for Fox's Marty. So they recast her.
Anyways I think this is all very stupid and since BttF fanfic writers and artists already have to juggle two different Jennifers we should rebel against canon further and subsume Hardin's Jennifer into our depictions, too. Justice for tall Jennifer.
#LET HER BE TALL!!!#the bttf book we have says that it was actually some of the women in the crew who were weird about her being 'too tall' for marty#which is not what i would have expected but hey. people are really weird about short dudes. like really weird!!#i can personally confirm. sigh#anyways. /endrant#f: your future is whatever you make it
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Schooner Opal off Greenland
#tall ship#schooner opal#ok girl bring me fame 🤣🤣#sorry lads but there are weird people out today#enjoy a beautiful schooner have a nice day
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Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈
I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next
#jokaste#aimeric#captive prince#kings rising#caprisun#can you believe damen fumbled a tall evil goddess? i would end myself#OKAY maybe he didnt “fumble” her. maybe it was the evil goddess part that ended it. but. but the loss is there ok. that shit would plague m#she is obviously sporting my headcanony akielon undercut like damen#but can you imagine going from this tall enchanting queen to. to looking down at a weird blue eyed frog with a stick up his ass#bi rights to damen but jesus christ my man#damen literally became the kinda guy that shows you a photo of his aint shit boyfriend on his iphone 5 while you're getting brunch together#and you have to say oh you two look so nice together. even though you cant believe he's letting that dude hit it.#like bro? you ever been to my garden? because i think you're dating one of my fucking gnomes#now onto aimeric.#he is my. he is my little tormented guy. manipulated to hell and back. abandoned. alone yet soulful and full of promise.#he schemes and pretends and KILLS A BUNCHA PEOPLE......#FUCKS UP JORD FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE#AND THEN OLLIE OUTS OF EVERYONES LIVES DUE TO IMMEASURABLE GUILT#AND MAKES SURE TO DELIVER THE FINAL KAMEHAMEHA TO JORD WITH THAT LITTLE MESSAGE????#who does it like him#iconic. show stopping. mesmerising. he is the moment
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remus john lupin was not muscular and tanned he was skinny and lanky and pale as a ghost. the fact that his chronic illness is being erased in favor of him being a buff top for his “petite twink” boyfriend is so genuinely upsetting and in this essay i will
#just to clarify this is not anti poc remus#but if you hc him as white why is he always the tan one#i cannot imagine him spending any time in the sun#it’s also super weird to me when people make him dark skinned as well as dom and buff and tall#like what racial stereotypes are we perpetuating#remus lupin#wolfstar#sirius black#anti bad boy remus#anti twinkified sirius#anti femme sirius#anti masc remus#anti marauders fandom#i’m an anti#i’m very tired
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congratulations christopher!
self indulgent near-future in which when christopher graduates high school buck n eddie take hiim to hawaii to celebrate and they all have a nice vacation over here. friend n i were brainrotting it a bit and we decided buck definitely hyperfixated on hawaii and stuff (history, nature, geography, mythology, etc)
#buddie#christopher diaz#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 abc#mustasekittens#i still struggle drawing all 3 of them its a nightmare#anyways gavin is getting really tall and i thought it would be kinda funny if he was almost taller than eddie once he's an adult#my friend and i expanded on buck's hawaii hyperfixation so there's def gonna be a short comic to follow this up LOL#the lei christopher is wearing is called a maile lei#theyre usually worn by men but anyone can wear a maile :]#maile lei are usually worn at grads/proms/weddings or just cuz!#buddie are married at this point. (wink wink. bucks ring. wink)#i shouldve made buck more sunburned#idk if people even read tags this far but anyways more little details#also idk smth smth buck wearing yellow eddie wearing blue n chris wearing green (although not exactly) bc theyre a weird blended family#the brand of shirts the 3 of them r wearing is called sig zane and its a local (fancy) aloha wear brand here! its based in hilo!!#my local friend who's from big island brought it up to me and i remembered it existed#i see people wear sig zane all the time here on oahu but i am so shit at remembering names. that is extended to clothing brands LMFAO#what i mean by fancy aloha wear i mean these fucking shirts cost upwards of $130-145 EACH.#and they are fucking BEAUTIFUL.#i did take some liberties with the designs for the 3 of them tho#buck and christopher's are almost directly referencing existing designs from their catalogue while i smplified one for eddie's#christopher's is an ulu (breadfruit) pattern and i kinda ate that ngl#i was originally gonna just use some stamp brushes i found on the csp asset store but they looked so tacky i just decided to draw them LOL#anyways enjoy this self indulgent stupid stuff who cares anymore
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The Dream (The Angel's Kiss)
Based on the sculpture by Auguste Rodin (1905)
(Censored just in case even though it's nothing explicit, uncensored under the cut)
"I remember you, something about you... coming to me, and sinking into me, and giving me breath again. . ."
#Guys I'm incredibly normal and casual about gpi trust me#<- Guy who has drawn them as paintings and sculptures 100% seriously no irony#I'm really scared of posting this like actually. have i reached the limit of cringe. is this too serious.#posting this is making me question everything. you don't even KNOW#Wdym this is about a niche little gay production (of an already weird play)#which has exactly one full recording where these guys are 5 pixels tall#OKAY I'M STOPPING RN#WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN WILL HAPPEN IG#I know this'll probably just end up getting 10 notes cause it's about gpi#BUT I'M SCARED MAN.#PLEASE I'M NOT A FREAK OR A WEIRDO PLEASE GUYS PLEASE#sorry i ranted in tags do you guys still think I'm cool#gruesome playground injuries#sculpture#doug gpi#corey gpi#I'm gonna be so honest with you guys rn#i loooooove drawing their scars#The amount of shirtless drawings of them in my sketchbook would drive the exactly 3 people who care about this play crazy#I SWEAR I PROMISED TO STOP RANTING#I CAN'T HELP IT#MILO ART#traditional art#pencil#watercolor#cw nudity#YEAH I THINK THAT'S IT#auguste rodin#queer
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Draw your otp like this
SNL- Boston Teens: Birthday Dinner
#submission#printerz-r-cool#otp#what is happening in this picture lol#weird#silly#2 people#draw#draw your otp#draw your otp like this#draw your characters#draw your characters like this#draw your ocs#draw your ocs like this#hugging#uhh#awkward#blindfold#blindfolded#short and tall#goofy#good and evil#enemies to lovers
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imagine a fantasy story where the other races are freaked the fuck out by humans (whatever they’d be called) because they don’t blink a lot and they just stare at you for minutes on end
#blimbo rambles#I think we gotta make regular ass people in fantasy stories a little weird#but not from a ‘let’s change humans completely’ point#(unless that’s your thing)#but more from a ‘what we know as normal in humans the other races think it’s scary because nobody#else ever does what we do physically’#Thank you dm for giving new meaning to the humans by calling them Tall-men#I dig that bit of world building#Also Not saying that people don’t blink. Just humor me this once man
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Some toddler au drawings because I couldn't stop myself
Featuring :
Kyle "the outside world is scary don't you dare put me down or worse, give me to the weird moustache man" Garrick,
Nik- "ahah I'm now both our children's favourite dad" -olai (do we even know his last name?)
Jonathan "😭😭😭" Price
Simon "side foot walking autism representation instead of toe-walking bc I very very rarely see it and it's what I do, also he's just a baby and he breaks my heart and I want to hug him really badly" Riley
John "nice frog, anyway, I think I'm about to jump into this puddle, and I'm not gonna do anything to stop it, even while knowing perfectly well that I am gonna cry about my socks being wet right after" MacTavish
and finally, Gary "do I show the weird moustache man my frog or do I put it in my mouth?" Sanderson.
And none of them have shoes because they all hate them and get rid of them as soon as the adults try to put them on. (Simon didn't, but he started crying silently as soon as they were on so they took them off immediately)
#cod mw2#kyle gaz garrick#cod nikolai#captain john price#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#gary roach sanderson#toddlers 141 au#i gave baby soap a mullet because i think it's adorable#wouldn't it be funny if when mama mactavish arrives he doesn't recognise her because she looks normal now#and when he was a toddler she looked punk/metal or something#it's funny bc the mactavish family changes with every au of mine#in the werewolf au they're bad people#in the necromancer au it's just his mother and she's a cottagecore sweet little healing lady#and here his parents are retired-ish punks who just like the last au absolutely adore their children#the second child of nikprice is farah btw#all the kids initially kind of think price is scary much to his dismay because he's really tall and he has a big moustache and that's scary#and nik is also really tall but he's funny and not scary because he has a 'weird funny voice' (it's his accent)#roach was never scared of price tho bc he's legit scared of absolutely nothing and it's the world who should be scared#speaking of 'should be scared' the frog definitely should#they warm up pretty quickly to price tho so he doesn't cry too much about it (he is a bit salty when they turn back into adults)#adult roach is so resilient bc baby roach tried to kill him every step of the way#ultimately he decided to show his frog to simon instead#frog got lucky
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Sinners Become Human | Hazbin Hotel AU
Concept: For one week every month, the sinners of hell take on their human forms and all the good and bad that comes with it.
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Once The Extermination is postponed till further notice, Charlie and Emily work to get sinners interested in redemption.
Unfortunately, they are unsuccessful and they have no idea how to convince sinners to take a chance and better themselves to get into Heaven.
The former humans (Angel, Husk, Alastor, Niffty) at the Hotel attempt to cheer her up by explaining human nature and how Hell and their demonic forms only exacerbate the disconnect from their humanity and make it more difficult to want to do good things.
And that gives her an idea. She can't change Hell itself (yet) when no one will work with her but she CAN bridge the gap...
In place of the Extermination, sinner demons will take on their human forms one week in every month. They will have no access to their powers, deals, or contracts during this duration.
And if you're killed as a human, you can't respawn until the week is over.
Sera and Lucifer are forced to work together once Emily & Charlie enthusiastically propose the idea. And sinners all over Hell wonder what fresh torture this is and if they should consider Heaven just to escape this bullshit.
An exploration of morality, community, perseverance, and what it means to be human. Exploring the concept of dehumanization and how sinners unintentionally view themselves and their fellow demons as less than human because of their demonic forms.
#hazbin hotel au#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin hotel emily#sinners turn human au#Alastor starts off amused and condescending about this whole thing#then he develops feelings and on no its not a joke anymore#Charlie did not expect to find humans so weird looking#The Cannibals: a buffet for a whole week each month!!!#The Overlords are freaking out#you bet anyone under contract during that week goes AWOL#Val has to actually consider human limits when filming#Vox can't hypnotize people so now he has to put in the work#I was thinking of Shrek when I wrote this#and werewolves#and periods#this is not-so-subtly an attempt to get more fics of Alastor with a Southern Accent and mixed heritage#and a blatant excue to un-twinkify everyone#Angels human form is over 6 ft tall and has muscles 💪#he was in the mafia dude#also have you seen how many guns he can shoot all at once withoht breaking a sweat? my guy is strong
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darth tiny
au where grogu becomes the first mandalorian sith - he sees what the empire has done to both his people and is determined to prevent that from ever happening again. he's naturally more immortal than the average sith and hes already got half an army's worth of morally-questionable and heavily-armed people willing to die for him because Cute Goblin Baby. his primary force talents are incredibly powerful force shield and incredibly powerful force choke.
(the red bit in the place of the beskarta is now named The Mythosaur Talisman, because he deserves to make his own brand new sith artifacts as a treat :)
#star wars#grogu#din grogu#the mandalorian#sith#mandalorians#sith grogu#redbean art#he's perfectly harmless as long as you don't go anywhere near His People#the mythosaur talismans power is something like sabines zapper superweapon#also hes nonverbal so instead of Dramatic Sith Monologues#he dramatically force-projects traumatic memories of assorted death and war into everyone's brains#the design on his helmet/mask is a reference to the mandalore mask btw#his weird cloak design is so the long back part can wave dramatically in the wind but the front part doesn't get in his way when running#the flexible material over his ears is some sort of beskar armorweave#his boots buckle around the middle toe with flexible material around the other two#that way he can still perch on stuff with his stubby little tridactyl feet#why are gestures so hard to convey with three fingers#also what is his thumbs situation#his Evil Throne is at the top of an obelisk so he can still tower over people below without having an absurdly tall dais#also he has gold nail polish to match his armor trims#just for the dramatic touch
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