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Oh yeah, so he doesn't know glee, he's never heard of it at all, so I got to explain glee and the characters and the plot and the everything and then I got to say "and that's what you missed on glee" and
#is it a red flag to have never heard of the worst TV show ever made in the history of TV#more like he's thinking red flags when the girl he's dating starts babbling about some random TV show called glee#Red flags include talking about glee and not letting him pay his share for the office present to Elliott and#huge red flag when she sees you fall over trying to catch a monster energy footy and she doesn't run over to help you up#There were too many people in the way!!!!!!#I'm too shy and scared and oh my god i regret it so much#i don't think he knows that i saw him fall#don't tell him Tumblr#please don't tell him#that monster energy thing was so dangerous though#they'd throw the mini footies and if you are in the vicinity of where the ball is going then the crowd will descend on you#he's tall so he was really trying to get one#he said he got his fingertips on a few#tall people are weird#some people were just sticking up a hand and catching the ball in one mitt#losers
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Draw your characters
#draw your characters#silly#goofy#wholesome#idiots#short and tall#parent and child#goofballs#draw your goofballs#weird#funny#2 people#baby#draw your ocs#pose reference#draw the ocs#tag your ocs#imagine your ocs#draw your characters like this#draw your oc meme#draw your character
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zhonglis so funny bc he's always saying hes just a normal guy now but when you ask anyone about him they just talk about how unnormal he is
#.1 am#genshin impact#zhongli#he sticks out so much everyone knows him people probably recognize him more than the public adeptus in liyue harbor#its so funny i love him#yes hes 7ft tall to me. he doesnt know the standard average human height still#i didnt want to ramble but i think even in incognito as other people people still saw him as an oddball.#some weird guy that popped out of nowhere that works odd jobs and makes up stories to mess with merchants
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I don't often think of issues in terms of generations, e.g boomers vs. millennials, but one thing that does correlate with your generation (in my family at least) is how you feel about unkempt grass. Never had someone from my generation or younger have a negative opinion about the tall grass around my house, while relatives from my parents' generation are so bothered by it. They keep offering to mow when they visit, or even do it as a nice surprise, taking it for granted that everyone wants their grass to be 3cm tall. There are beaten paths from my house to the barn, the coop, etc. so it's not like you're wading through a sea of grass to get there, but that's not enough, the mere presence of untrimmed grass near a human dwelling is offensive and unaesthetic. They'll accept some of my arguments in favour of it but then add "it doesn't look nice though" like that's an established fact and not an opinion...
There's a moral element to it too, like letting nature do its thing is perceived as lazy. Also I once tried to say I find the wildflowers under my window as nice-looking as neat flower beds would be and my uncle said "it makes it look like no one lives there" so maybe it's an existential thing. Affirm your presence in the world by cutting the pre-existing flowers and planting your own. I don't know, I'm not sure what made that generation so hostile to natural-looking vegetation but I'm glad this stance doesn't seem nearly as widely shared among younger people.
#drawbacks of tall grass: easy to lose books and other items in it#anyway i get having a personal preference for how you want your garden to look but acting like there's no excuse#for other people to have unmown grass / the complete lack of flexibility on this topic is weird!
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#tumblr polls#polls#Sorry if the wording is weird. I thought ''be considered X where I live'' would make the most sense since 'tallness' or etc. is sort of#subjective to the people around you or your specific culture/area/etc. And if I just said ''I'm tall'' or ''I'm short'' then#the response might be 'well how do I define whether I'm tall or not?'' or etc. But then most people could probably look#at the people around them in daily life they interact with and compare based on that to get a more literal idea or something#..ANYWAY.. lol.. as usual just thought of some random thing and was like.. hrmm... i wonder what the most common#feeling about that would be.#personally I'm not even short but I just want to be really really tall... like... 7 feet tall or something. In a fantasy world type of way#of course. so like a super tall elf creature. More realistically I suppose you get health problems past a certain point#so maybe I'd be happy with 6'2“ or so.#Absolutely no hate towards people with this preference but I've always had trouble understanding the idea of wanting to be shorter#so you're Small And Cute or this and that. or whatever the base reason is. I suppose I would understand it from a surivval prespective#maybe you want to be able to hide in your environment easier and blend into a crowd. I personally would like people to be inspired to run#away from me when they see me though gjhbj#In an average grocery store or something just a normal day but then some 8 foot tall wizard man walks in and so everyone#kind of backs away slowly = yaaay I get the aisle all to myself and can shop for my produce in peace.#(except for the fact that there's a subsection of people who would intepret it as spectacle and would run towards instead of away#and pull out their dumbass phones to film Weird Thing Happening. in which case. spell of 'phone melts into molten plastic in your hands#stop filming strangers in public without their consent' be cast upon ye. )
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the photoshoot from @infamous-if !!!!!! it was such a cute scene that really showed how close the band is and the paint concept was so clear in my mind that i wanted to draw it <3
#infamous if#infamous#august pierce#iris de luca#devyn powell#rowan hart#akihiro yasumi#my art#took some little artistic liberties including giving devyn a tie just so iris could pull it. not immune to gay people#and ALSO gave them colored eyeshadow!!!!!!! i just thought it would be cute to add that like#deliberate and neat bit of color vs all the splatters and swipes of paint#and if the heights are a little weird pls envision them on their tiptoes. please.#aki is so hilariously tall that i genuinely think with any photoshoot someone would have to be tiptoeing just so their heights like#dont look like a zigzag.. LOL
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Schooner Opal off Greenland
#tall ship#schooner opal#ok girl bring me fame 🤣🤣#sorry lads but there are weird people out today#enjoy a beautiful schooner have a nice day
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Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈
I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next
#jokaste#aimeric#captive prince#kings rising#caprisun#can you believe damen fumbled a tall evil goddess? i would end myself#OKAY maybe he didnt “fumble” her. maybe it was the evil goddess part that ended it. but. but the loss is there ok. that shit would plague m#she is obviously sporting my headcanony akielon undercut like damen#but can you imagine going from this tall enchanting queen to. to looking down at a weird blue eyed frog with a stick up his ass#bi rights to damen but jesus christ my man#damen literally became the kinda guy that shows you a photo of his aint shit boyfriend on his iphone 5 while you're getting brunch together#and you have to say oh you two look so nice together. even though you cant believe he's letting that dude hit it.#like bro? you ever been to my garden? because i think you're dating one of my fucking gnomes#now onto aimeric.#he is my. he is my little tormented guy. manipulated to hell and back. abandoned. alone yet soulful and full of promise.#he schemes and pretends and KILLS A BUNCHA PEOPLE......#FUCKS UP JORD FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE#AND THEN OLLIE OUTS OF EVERYONES LIVES DUE TO IMMEASURABLE GUILT#AND MAKES SURE TO DELIVER THE FINAL KAMEHAMEHA TO JORD WITH THAT LITTLE MESSAGE????#who does it like him#iconic. show stopping. mesmerising. he is the moment
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congratulations christopher!
self indulgent near-future in which when christopher graduates high school buck n eddie take hiim to hawaii to celebrate and they all have a nice vacation over here. friend n i were brainrotting it a bit and we decided buck definitely hyperfixated on hawaii and stuff (history, nature, geography, mythology, etc)
#buddie#christopher diaz#eddie diaz#evan buckley#911 abc#mustasekittens#i still struggle drawing all 3 of them its a nightmare#anyways gavin is getting really tall and i thought it would be kinda funny if he was almost taller than eddie once he's an adult#my friend and i expanded on buck's hawaii hyperfixation so there's def gonna be a short comic to follow this up LOL#the lei christopher is wearing is called a maile lei#theyre usually worn by men but anyone can wear a maile :]#maile lei are usually worn at grads/proms/weddings or just cuz!#buddie are married at this point. (wink wink. bucks ring. wink)#i shouldve made buck more sunburned#idk if people even read tags this far but anyways more little details#also idk smth smth buck wearing yellow eddie wearing blue n chris wearing green (although not exactly) bc theyre a weird blended family#the brand of shirts the 3 of them r wearing is called sig zane and its a local (fancy) aloha wear brand here! its based in hilo!!#my local friend who's from big island brought it up to me and i remembered it existed#i see people wear sig zane all the time here on oahu but i am so shit at remembering names. that is extended to clothing brands LMFAO#what i mean by fancy aloha wear i mean these fucking shirts cost upwards of $130-145 EACH.#and they are fucking BEAUTIFUL.#i did take some liberties with the designs for the 3 of them tho#buck and christopher's are almost directly referencing existing designs from their catalogue while i smplified one for eddie's#christopher's is an ulu (breadfruit) pattern and i kinda ate that ngl#i was originally gonna just use some stamp brushes i found on the csp asset store but they looked so tacky i just decided to draw them LOL#anyways enjoy this self indulgent stupid stuff who cares anymore
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The Dream (The Angel's Kiss)
Based on the sculpture by Auguste Rodin (1905)
(Censored just in case even though it's nothing explicit, uncensored under the cut)
"I remember you, something about you... coming to me, and sinking into me, and giving me breath again. . ."
#Guys I'm incredibly normal and casual about gpi trust me#<- Guy who has drawn them as paintings and sculptures 100% seriously no irony#I'm really scared of posting this like actually. have i reached the limit of cringe. is this too serious.#posting this is making me question everything. you don't even KNOW#Wdym this is about a niche little gay production (of an already weird play)#which has exactly one full recording where these guys are 5 pixels tall#OKAY I'M STOPPING RN#WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN WILL HAPPEN IG#I know this'll probably just end up getting 10 notes cause it's about gpi#BUT I'M SCARED MAN.#PLEASE I'M NOT A FREAK OR A WEIRDO PLEASE GUYS PLEASE#sorry i ranted in tags do you guys still think I'm cool#gruesome playground injuries#sculpture#doug gpi#corey gpi#I'm gonna be so honest with you guys rn#i loooooove drawing their scars#The amount of shirtless drawings of them in my sketchbook would drive the exactly 3 people who care about this play crazy#I SWEAR I PROMISED TO STOP RANTING#I CAN'T HELP IT#MILO ART#traditional art#pencil#watercolor#cw nudity#YEAH I THINK THAT'S IT#auguste rodin#queer
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imagine a fantasy story where the other races are freaked the fuck out by humans (whatever they’d be called) because they don’t blink a lot and they just stare at you for minutes on end
#blimbo rambles#I think we gotta make regular ass people in fantasy stories a little weird#but not from a ‘let’s change humans completely’ point#(unless that’s your thing)#but more from a ‘what we know as normal in humans the other races think it’s scary because nobody#else ever does what we do physically’#Thank you dm for giving new meaning to the humans by calling them Tall-men#I dig that bit of world building#Also Not saying that people don’t blink. Just humor me this once man
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Draw your otp like this
SNL- Boston Teens: Birthday Dinner
#submission#printerz-r-cool#otp#what is happening in this picture lol#weird#silly#2 people#draw#draw your otp#draw your otp like this#draw your characters#draw your characters like this#draw your ocs#draw your ocs like this#hugging#uhh#awkward#blindfold#blindfolded#short and tall#goofy#good and evil#enemies to lovers
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Reincarnation Au :>
Y/N is a servant for the God of Life (Sun) and the God of Death (Moon)
After y/n dies saving the gods from an attack. Sun and moon both agree y/n should be reincarnated because of their loyalty to them. However, after many many lifetimes sun and moon find themselves falling for y/n. They know y/n should already be in the afterlife but they can’t stop themselves from reincarnating y/n over and over just to be with them.
Over time sun and moon have loved y/n romantically, platonically and queer-platonically. Sun and moon don’t mind at all they just want to be with y/n no matter what kind of love it is <3
After y/n dies they end up at the start of a long path with moon waiting for them there. As y/n and moon walk down the path y/n is able to remember all their previous lives and can talk to moon about them. It’s bittersweet though as y/n knows they’re going to be reborn, meaning they wont have any previous memories of sun and moon until they inevitably die again. moon gives y/n a kiss on the hand as they leave and another kiss on the hand once they meet in life again.
Both sun and moon can shapeshift into any type of form (including human) but they have their preferences, moon prefers to be a crow while sun prefers to be a deer.
my brain hurts so bad and cant rewrite all of the stuff about this au so please direct yourself towards this post where there’s a lot more things you can read :’>
very very big thank you to @certified-handler @robinette-green and @ofsunnydays-and-moonlitnights for helping flesh out this au <3<3<3!!!!!
#im not that good at character design sorry if they look a bit weird#y/n's brooch is the solomons knot sry you cant see it very well#hehehe sprinkled my own culture in there with the celtic knots#i really really like moons sythe btw#TALL boys my beloved!!!!!#actually surprised people were interested in this#peep the amount of wedding rings they both have huh *nudges you* huuh??#crying over how sun and moon keep the things y/n have given them even if y/n doesnt remember it#i have fallen head first into the hyperfixation#the blades of their weapons glow because of course they do they're magical#kandidandi drew a thing#sundrop#moondrop#y/n#Reincarnation!Sun#Reincarnation!Moon#Reincarnation!y/n#dcaReincarnation!au#tw death mention
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remus john lupin was not muscular and tanned he was skinny and lanky and pale as a ghost. the fact that his chronic illness is being erased in favor of him being a buff top for his “petite twink” boyfriend is so genuinely upsetting and in this essay i will
#just to clarify this is not anti poc remus#but if you hc him as white why is he always the tan one#i cannot imagine him spending any time in the sun#it’s also super weird to me when people make him dark skinned as well as dom and buff and tall#like what racial stereotypes are we perpetuating#remus lupin#wolfstar#sirius black#anti bad boy remus#anti twinkified sirius#anti femme sirius#anti masc remus#anti marauders fandom#i’m an anti#i’m very tired
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Some toddler au drawings because I couldn't stop myself
Featuring :
Kyle "the outside world is scary don't you dare put me down or worse, give me to the weird moustache man" Garrick,
Nik- "ahah I'm now both our children's favourite dad" -olai (do we even know his last name?)
Jonathan "😭😭😭" Price
Simon "side foot walking autism representation instead of toe-walking bc I very very rarely see it and it's what I do, also he's just a baby and he breaks my heart and I want to hug him really badly" Riley
John "nice frog, anyway, I think I'm about to jump into this puddle, and I'm not gonna do anything to stop it, even while knowing perfectly well that I am gonna cry about my socks being wet right after" MacTavish
and finally, Gary "do I show the weird moustache man my frog or do I put it in my mouth?" Sanderson.
And none of them have shoes because they all hate them and get rid of them as soon as the adults try to put them on. (Simon didn't, but he started crying silently as soon as they were on so they took them off immediately)
#cod mw2#kyle gaz garrick#cod nikolai#captain john price#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#gary roach sanderson#toddlers 141 au#i gave baby soap a mullet because i think it's adorable#wouldn't it be funny if when mama mactavish arrives he doesn't recognise her because she looks normal now#and when he was a toddler she looked punk/metal or something#it's funny bc the mactavish family changes with every au of mine#in the werewolf au they're bad people#in the necromancer au it's just his mother and she's a cottagecore sweet little healing lady#and here his parents are retired-ish punks who just like the last au absolutely adore their children#the second child of nikprice is farah btw#all the kids initially kind of think price is scary much to his dismay because he's really tall and he has a big moustache and that's scary#and nik is also really tall but he's funny and not scary because he has a 'weird funny voice' (it's his accent)#roach was never scared of price tho bc he's legit scared of absolutely nothing and it's the world who should be scared#speaking of 'should be scared' the frog definitely should#they warm up pretty quickly to price tho so he doesn't cry too much about it (he is a bit salty when they turn back into adults)#adult roach is so resilient bc baby roach tried to kill him every step of the way#ultimately he decided to show his frog to simon instead#frog got lucky
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Sinners Become Human | Hazbin Hotel AU
Concept: For one week every month, the sinners of hell take on their human forms and all the good and bad that comes with it.
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Once The Extermination is postponed till further notice, Charlie and Emily work to get sinners interested in redemption.
Unfortunately, they are unsuccessful and they have no idea how to convince sinners to take a chance and better themselves to get into Heaven.
The former humans (Angel, Husk, Alastor, Niffty) at the Hotel attempt to cheer her up by explaining human nature and how Hell and their demonic forms only exacerbate the disconnect from their humanity and make it more difficult to want to do good things.
And that gives her an idea. She can't change Hell itself (yet) when no one will work with her but she CAN bridge the gap...
In place of the Extermination, sinner demons will take on their human forms one week in every month. They will have no access to their powers, deals, or contracts during this duration.
And if you're killed as a human, you can't respawn until the week is over.
Sera and Lucifer are forced to work together once Emily & Charlie enthusiastically propose the idea. And sinners all over Hell wonder what fresh torture this is and if they should consider Heaven just to escape this bullshit.
An exploration of morality, community, perseverance, and what it means to be human. Exploring the concept of dehumanization and how sinners unintentionally view themselves and their fellow demons as less than human because of their demonic forms.
#hazbin hotel au#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin hotel emily#sinners turn human au#Alastor starts off amused and condescending about this whole thing#then he develops feelings and on no its not a joke anymore#Charlie did not expect to find humans so weird looking#The Cannibals: a buffet for a whole week each month!!!#The Overlords are freaking out#you bet anyone under contract during that week goes AWOL#Val has to actually consider human limits when filming#Vox can't hypnotize people so now he has to put in the work#I was thinking of Shrek when I wrote this#and werewolves#and periods#this is not-so-subtly an attempt to get more fics of Alastor with a Southern Accent and mixed heritage#and a blatant excue to un-twinkify everyone#Angels human form is over 6 ft tall and has muscles 💪#he was in the mafia dude#also have you seen how many guns he can shoot all at once withoht breaking a sweat? my guy is strong
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